Monday, October 25, 2010

My kid sheds better than your honor roll kid.

What should I do with all this hair my kid is losing?

20% of you said Save it for Nativity grass.
20% of you said Strategically place it on your plate for a free meal.
60% of you said Tinsel!

My take as a non-licensed but fully operating psychologist:
20% of you will probably use your new Nativity grass for Easter grass. Reduce, reuse, recycle!
20% of you are morally bankrupt.
60% of you know how to have a good time, leading me to believe you throw kick-ass parties.

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