What American Academy of Pediatrics parenting "DON'T" has your cancer child reveled in the most during treatment?
66% of you said Television...endless television. Disney FastPlay even takes the work out of having to restart the movie.
16% of you said Pacification by candy. You mean, you're NOT supposed to buy bulk bags of Dum Dums to take to clinic?
18% of you said Throwing tantrums to get you to cave in and let them watch more TV and eat more candy.
Hmm...I think if we're all being honest here, 82% of you felt too guilty to admit that the secret to a happy bald kid is candy + TV.
Believe me, we've all got bigger things to worry about than empty calories.
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
My kid sheds better than your honor roll kid.
What should I do with all this hair my kid is losing?
20% of you said Save it for Nativity grass.
20% of you said Strategically place it on your plate for a free meal.
60% of you said Tinsel!
My take as a non-licensed but fully operating psychologist:
20% of you will probably use your new Nativity grass for Easter grass. Reduce, reuse, recycle!
20% of you are morally bankrupt.
60% of you know how to have a good time, leading me to believe you throw kick-ass parties.
20% of you said Save it for Nativity grass.
20% of you said Strategically place it on your plate for a free meal.
60% of you said Tinsel!
My take as a non-licensed but fully operating psychologist:
20% of you will probably use your new Nativity grass for Easter grass. Reduce, reuse, recycle!
20% of you are morally bankrupt.
60% of you know how to have a good time, leading me to believe you throw kick-ass parties.
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